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FOUND YOU I love you up from heaven down to the ground I'm
really glad to have you found
ANGEL last night an angel walked into my room. I asked him to
watch over you. but he came back I asked him why he said:an angel doesn't
watch over another angel
DONT4GET Please remind me 2 remind u about reminding me 2 send
u this reminder that reminds me of reminding u that i am always ur friend. DONT
4GET!
HOW MUCH U MEAN 2 ME If i go 2 heaven an ur not der i'll write
ur name on evry stair 4 all 2 c how much u mean 2 me
ALL THE TIME Good time, bad time, night time, day
time, work time, off time, sad time, happy time, in the mean time
i'm thinking of you all the time.
TOO MUCH! when God gave us friendships he tried to be fair,
but when i got you, i got more than my share!
2 GOOD 2 B TRUE they say sugar is sweet and honey is too but
baby wot do i call u? ur sexier than sexy and hotter than that there's only one
name 4 u and thats 2 good 2 b true
FALL U can fall from the sky U can fall from a tree But
the best way to fall is in love with me.
4EVER u r me, and i is u for eva our love will be true
MEANT 2 B i love u babe i really do, i love the times when im
with u, the way u say that u love me, i think that this was meant to be
STOLEN Your words of love steal someone's heart, but you
don't know that your heart is already stolen by me, check it!Friendship
SMS messages, Friendship quotes Enjoy the Friendship Sms Messages, FriendShip
Quotes and One Liners.
Friendship SMS messages,
Friendship quotes
FRIENDS
True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and
rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.
F.U.C.K
REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always count on
me bcoz F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever, & promise me that
we FUCK till eternity!
FRIENDSHIP IS....
FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U
forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel,
and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!
PRICELESS GIFT
FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be
BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN
GoLd~!
SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED
If you need advice, text me...
If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need
money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
COMPARE
FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on
how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...
FRIENDS 4 LIFE
Without humor, life sux. Without courage,
life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is
impossible!
COMPUTER
A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur
life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities
& never 'delete' u from my memory!
FRIENDS ALWAYS
In this WORLD, where everything seems
UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS,
beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!
ANGEL FRIENDS
I believe in angels, the kind that heaven
sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.
OUT OF MY CONTROL
Meeting you was fate, becoming your
friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my
control.
MEMORY LASTS FOREVER
A memory lasts forever, and never does
it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.
FRIENDSHIP
The ship that will never sink is my friendship
with you.
NEVER SPLIT
I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend,
as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even
if they do they will meet again.
NEVER LOSE TRUE FRIENDS
I always thought loving some1 was the
greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl
we love but we never lose true friends.
WITHOUT A FRIEND LIKE U
EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS
PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED tHat, LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A
FriEnD LiKE U...
BEHIND YOU
DuRiNg OuR FrIeNdShIp, ThErE wIlL B TiMeS U
wOn't SeE Me BeSiDe U, DuN ThInK I LeFt U BeHiNd, I JuSt ChOsE To WaLk BeHiNd U
So I CaN CaTcH U WhEn U Fall...
NEVER LOSE ME!
We gain and
lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will
always be there as a friend!
SHOOTING STARS
The times we shared is like shooting star...
the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our
hearts.... Friends forever~!!!
Funny One Liners, One Liner Jokes, Famous
Oneliners
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Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly...well
enough about ME! How are you?
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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
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How do u occupy an idiot? Press down - Press up...Press Down...!
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***NEWSFLASH*** Tell ALL your female friends that i can get 100 tampons for
£1 ... No Strings attached ...but for a limited period
ONLY! ...A bloody good deal!* Pleas turn your mobile phone upside
down now!!! Hurry 370HSSV 0773H
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FRIEND SEARCH: Friend detector activated...calibration complete, now
searching.....still searching....still
searching......sorry, no friends found.
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Hw do U kp a txtr in suspense? I'll tel U l8r.
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Press down..More...Ok more...WOW yes ahh ohh yes....almost there....oh god
harder..faster..FEELS GOOD...oh goddd!...That's how I sex on
text!
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Ths msg cn only b read by a SEXY person - Nothing? Soz, I guess
UR just not SEXY But hey, i Didnt force it ugly, so get lost!* I once had
One2One with a Virgin, she teased me till i had an Erikson, sucked me
til my face went Orange, til I busted my Siemen all over her Nokias!
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Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the
wrong button you'll be disconnected!
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HELP: Cops are after a suspect who smart, witty, sexy and good lookin...so where
you gonna hide ME?
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U know what's the difference between u getin laid, and pope getin laid? If
pope get laid it a Sin, if u get laid it a Miracle :)
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This is your CellPhone Operator. We just found out you're too dumb to use
your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it.
Thank you
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Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde? A:
There is a stamp on it.* A husband was asked: Do u talk to wife after
sex? His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone* Why'd they call it
PMS? Cos Mad cow disease was already taken!
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NEWSFLASH - Earthquake in Pakistan...20,000 dead...US sending cash,
Australia sending food, Britain sending replacement Pakis.
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I went to ur house justnow - can't enter cos door says *CUTE FOLK NOT
ALLOWED* - pls take sign down next time ok!
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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
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Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.
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I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results were negative.
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How many letters in the Alphabet? 19, cuz ET went home on a UFO and the FBI
went after him.
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Don't feel sad...don't feel blue...Frankenstein was ugly too...
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On the cellphone pad of life, always keep one finger on the disconnect key.
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The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our
children.
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